What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Can I use Amazon Alexa Claude AI on my Echo device?

-J W Pepper

Diamonds Are Forever

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Help. I’m 16 and just got spanked by both of my parents for taking the car. What do I do? I want to run off somewhere but I’m so scared that I’ll get spanked again. I’ve never gotten the paddle before and I’m still scared to sit

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

-All the bad guys are black.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How do I change a truck’s engine oil?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Goldfinger

How can small businesses benefit from using business networking platforms?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

A View to a Kill

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

What nonsense did you hear today in India that made you laugh?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

Why did the massacre of al-Dawayima Palestinian residents not have the same reverberations as the Deir Yasin massacre?